ShipsofHagoth is pleased to announce its newest book-length message in a bottle: Reviews for Non-Existent Movies, by Eric Goulden Kimball!

Or, on the inevitability of regret–and therefore the necessity of the Atonement.

With some discussion of the Alma war chapters for good measure.

Obligatory Simpsons quote: “Brevity is…wit!”

Recalling a dimly remembered George Burns/John Denver 1977 comedy.

For whoever will humble himself will be exalted.

An oldie from the mission field, VHS tracking lines and all

A reminder for this Easter season, on why the sheer fact of the Resurrection and Eternal Life is so direly important in the first place.

Some tongue-in-cheek readings for your Holy Week.

Smith, that most common surname in the English language, is defined as, “one who makes or shapes (a metal object) by heating it in a